Dear xxxxxxx wireless,
You may appreciate my call (according to your fem-bot answering machine), but I do not appreciate waiting for 15 minutes listening to said fem-bot voice telling me over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again that I am appreciated and a service representative will be right with me and this call may be monitored or recorded, please hold, blah, blah, blah. So, *click*. Okay, cell phones don’t really *click* when you hang them up, but you get the point. Somehow, though, I don’t think the tireless Ms. Fem-bot gives a hoot….
An impatient customer who hasn’t finished her Moanday cup of coffee, yet, and apparently really neeeeeeeeeeeeds it!