Public Indecency

I just saw this article on our local news webpage:

“Truck Ticketed for Displaying Testicles”

So I have to ask, if my little Gold-inox doesn’t have one of these:

over its headlights, will I get ticketed? Gosh, I hope not….

Addendum:

Oh, then there’s this:

Maybe, if the truck had a jockstrap on, it wouldn’t have gotten a ticket? Hmmm…..

Okay, one last Addendum:

Do Smart Cars have to wear training car bras?

Okay, I lied. I just can’t let this one go.

One last Addendum:

I find it somewhat ironic that this story took place in “SPARTANburg”. That’s all. I think. Nope.

These guys look kind of girly for Spartans, don’t you think?

This is more like it:

Just try to ticket one of them.

One last thought: remember the days when decency, modesty, civility or whatever was rampant enough that you never saw certain human anatomy terms in the headlines? We’ve come a long way, baby, but not always a good way.